You Know You're In Korea When...

1. When you read a sign that's completely in English and you still have absolutely not idea what it's saying.

2. When every meal cooked at your apartment consists of one, if not all of the following ingredients: peanut butter, noodles, eggs, and milk.

3. When moving your couch two feet to the left creates an entire new room in your apartment.

4. When an 80-year-old woman elbows you in the kidneys just so she can relish in the pleasure of being the first person off the bus.

5. When words like "intefrity" are a perfectly legitimate part of the English vocabulary.

6. When "traffic laws" are created solely for drug control and not motor vehicle safety.

7. When you go to buy a fancy beer for dinner and return with a can of Budweiser.

8. When 85% of all restaurants sell basically the exact same thing.

9. When you believe you are biting into a scrumptious chocolate filled pastry only to be fooled yet again, as the inside is actually stuffed with red bean paste.

10. When Leslie is the only woman over the age of 15 wearing tenni-runners.

11. When the white Anglo-Saxon Christian guy ALWAYS stands out.

12. When you begin to notice the innumerable subtleties found within the smell of rotting garbage.

13. When there is a mandatory law to re-wallpaper every apartment, but no law what-so-ever for the installation of smoke detectors.

14. When absolutely everything can be delivered to your home.

15. When your job demands professional expertise in the arts of pictionary and charades.